You may want to just skip this one if you don’t want to hear about my lady-business, and you probably should just skip it anyway if you weren’t born with a uterus.

Anybody still with me? Good.

I finally have my answer to some questions that have been nagging at me for weeks: Where is all my energy? Why do I feel like I want to kill myself? Why do I want ice cream all the time? Why am I feeling so crampy? Do you see where this is all going? So did I but I was trying really hard to blame it all on being tired or having a cyst or something.

It’s back. I have my period back and I am BUMMED OUT, man. That is one of the biggest perks of breastfeeding and just like that the vacation is over. Zoey’s still mostly nursing so I don’t know what happened, I’m just not as lucky this time around I guess. I shouldn’t be surprised though because everything was so different with my pregnancies and post-partum. I’m just way disappointed. This stinks.

At least now I can blame my fall on hormonal ligament bendiness. Right? Right?

1 Response to “You may want to just skip this one if you don’t want to hear about my lady-business, and you probably should just skip it anyway if you weren’t born with a uterus.”


  1. 1 Mary

    “hormonal ligament”

    yeah, we’ll go with that

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