I haven’t done a post of the bizarro searches that get people here in a while so I think now’s the time. My searches for boob-related content have been drastically reduced since I haven’t been breastfeeding, which leaves plenty of room for these beauties:
tomorrow will be great — Yes! The power of positive thinking!
computers internet blog — Hmmm, vague. Good luck with that.
i would like too no if a tetanus shot can be given in the butt — If they give you one then I’m going to say yes.
mommy i had an accident — If you’re old enough to type that then you’re probably old enough to take care of it yourself dude.
dog is now peeing everywhere our toddler goes what can i do — Be thankful that damn dog is finally toilet trained.
we were never so blessed as the day you were born — I may cry a little.
is it ok for kids to eat uncooked pasta? — Okay, but probably bad for their teeth.
is sourdough bread okay to give to cats? — They really only like it with butter and a thin layer of mascarpone, if you have some handy.
what is a peacock scared of — Ooh, I know, I know!
zoey breastfeeding — Not anymore, hallelujah!
congragulations to new mothers –Well thanks!
putting you on notice — Totally. ALL of you.
hippies motto — I bet they’re too lazy to have one. Or it may be this.
enema from mommy — NO THANK YOU.
katie karr nude — Yeehaw! I have arrived!
baby’s daddy is tall — I hear that.
boob job causing flesh wound? — Oh my. I hope to never know anything about that.
And without further ado my number one most searched for term: anti montessori. Guess I’m getting a bit of a reputation.
