Lately something has been getting under my skin. A thing like so many of the other things children do, but this one just annoys me to no end.
Nick talks about “Bad Guys” ALL THE FRIGGING TIME. And most of it involves bizarre, nonsensical questions. For example:
“Does the Bad Guy like to put lightbulbs in his mouth?”
“Is that the Bad Guy sandwich?”
“I love you Mommy, you’re a Bad Guy.”
Is this a boy thing or what? Mom and Dad, did I do this when I was little? If so I am SO SORRY and seriously I need to take you out to lunch and apologize. Also maybe for the spitting. Oh god, don’t even get me started on the spitting.
(Also, alas and alack, we did not win the costume contest. Meh. The grand prize winner was some kid dressed up as a piece of salmon sushi so that was actually pretty good. But the runners up had like a LADYBUG and a FLOWER and a PIRATE and crap? Come on. Their voting process seems a little fishy to me, though maybe it’s the salmon roll I’m smelling.)
Dude, seriously, youngest is going through the “I shoot, I kill” phase…not cool. He just recently found the “bad guy” loop hole.
p.s. the Sushi roll was pretty awesome, but the runners up left something to be desired…i.e., they were’t Z
I have to say, I don’t remember any bad guy issues, but maybe that was because I was lucky to have 2 GIRLS. Erin may have gotten looped on something like that, but you? NEVER! You were the perfect child in every way, and you didn’t spit, you growled.