Oy vey, my day.
We started with our power going out for a couple of hours. Do you have ANY IDEA what it is like in the early morning with NO COFFEE and two small children and NO TV?
During the outage Roscoe decided he was pissed off (ha!) and peed all over the floor. And why did he have to pee so bad you ask? Because he refused to go out yesterday of course. It was sprinkling a little. How did my rez dog get to be so prissy?
Later on we had an errand to run so we braved leaving the house, even though every cell in my body screamed that I was not prepared to expose myself to the masses when my children were behaving that way. I should have listened to the screaming. As I got Zoey out her seat there was… wait for it… A FLAT TIRE.
I cannot tell you how happy it made me that my husband was able to hitch a ride with our wonderful friend that he works with and come help me. The two guys crawled around in their nice work clothes on the filthy Wal-Mart parking lot and got the job done. Thanks guys! You rock!
Thankfully I got the tire patched up, got the kids to the park, got dinner made (reheated, whatever), and gave the kids their bathes without murdering anyone. Wiiiiiiiiiiiiin!

I’m sorry
But score on the no murder thing!
Yep, on all counts Amanda.