Monthly Archive for December, 2009

Nick-isms: Vol. 4

“You need to clean the receiver ’cause it is covered in baking soda.” (also commonly known as “dust”)

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Leans in close, whispers in my ear, “You’re my superhero.”

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“Ow, OW my HEEL hurts! You need to call the surgery.”

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Mike: “I want a kiss.”

Nick: “NO! I want some candy.”

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Nick’s teacher, Mrs.Donna: “God made us all to…”

Nick: “God didn’t make me!”

Mrs.Donna: “Well if God didn’t make you then how did you get here?”

Nick: “I got made by SPERM!”

Random Thought Thursdays

For the last few months I’ve been noticing something. Every so often there is a coconut broken up in several pieces by the stop sign at the corner of our street. It happens randomly with seemingly no connection to anything specific. Kinda weird right? My take is that it is a result of rival gang activity — the Columbia Coconut Clan stepping on the turf of the Midtown Mangoes perhaps. Your thoughts?