“You need to clean the receiver ’cause it is covered in baking soda.” (also commonly known as “dust”)
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Leans in close, whispers in my ear, “You’re my superhero.”
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“Ow, OW my HEEL hurts! You need to call the surgery.”
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Mike: “I want a kiss.”
Nick: “NO! I want some candy.”
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Nick’s teacher, Mrs.Donna: “God made us all to…”
Nick: “God didn’t make me!”
Mrs.Donna: “Well if God didn’t make you then how did you get here?”
Nick: “I got made by SPERM!”
hahahaha!!! Sperm. We **so** need to live closer so we can all hang out.
I agree with kaci and once again your children’s comments are making me laugh too hard at work.